“You haven’t petted me in at least 13 seconds now, and yes I am counting. I will surely die of lack of human touch”
“so far, I have only been on two walks today and played fetch for 45 minutes, this must be what Sarah McLachlan is singing about in those SPCA commercials”
“you didn’t add any cheese to my scrambled eggs this morning, what fresh hell is this?”
“I wanted my ears rubbed, not a chin scratch… sigggghhhhh”
“it’s so bright in here, can’t someone close those curtains? Then later when I need to see outside (to bark at the neighbors cat) I will just violently tangle myself in them until they open again”
“Great, now the cat is taunting me again…”
“who, me? I couldn’t see myself doing anything like that…um….puurrrrrrr…”
“PS. look how cute I am with my paws crossed”
“what a sad excuse for a dog.”
I found this series of photos on my camera and I immediately thought of this video! It’s funny because its true.
Have a lovely evening everybody!